Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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