it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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