But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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