I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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