He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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