I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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