Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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