What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
