And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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