Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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