I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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