I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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