apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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