Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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