Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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