Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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