windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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