so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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