I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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