I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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