I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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