Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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