Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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