oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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