Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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