remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i think my cat just said my name.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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