Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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