I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
