What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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