Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
is this the sara with the beer cane?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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