so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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