Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
