I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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