I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
