But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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