wanna go halves on a baby?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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