Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
