At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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