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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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