don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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