like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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