Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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