turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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