Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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