Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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