So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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