check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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