I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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