But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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