Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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